The good thing about getting older is that you have so many memory lanes down which you can walk, and reminisce of old times.
The bad thing is that its so easy to get lost in them!
Monday, December 24, 2007
Go Rajat Nagpal !
The last days of WIMWI second term.. The examinations.. The last straws.. And as I tried to recover from the onslaught of the mighty QM and EEP end-sems (See what exams can do to your grammar, et al), I you-tube my way to some of the finest documentaries and music videos out there - all directed by the one and only Rajat Nagpal. The fact that Rajat was my class-mate at Don Bosco does not in any way bias my opinion of him as one of the most promising director that Bollywood has to offer. You can sample him at:
Sadho Re
Mahamaya
Keiner
Yahin Kahin
Mahamaya not only has a very rich sound-track and video, but also has a very visual and powerful message and philosophy. A perfect blend that compares very well with Nirvana. Sadho Re, visualises the world through a child's eye. Again, lovely music and visuals.
Rajat's Yahin Kahin brings you up close and personal with contemporary India and the climax is just that - climaxical (Repeat: Exam-time and my vocabulary is full of distasteful business lingo which I am sure you don't want to read. So 'climaxical' will have to do for now!) Keiner seems to be revolved around a similar theme but based in Germany.
Well, a very welcome break from all the characteristic muggai of fuchchadom at WIMWI.
Sadho Re
Mahamaya
Keiner
Yahin Kahin
Mahamaya not only has a very rich sound-track and video, but also has a very visual and powerful message and philosophy. A perfect blend that compares very well with Nirvana. Sadho Re, visualises the world through a child's eye. Again, lovely music and visuals.
Rajat's Yahin Kahin brings you up close and personal with contemporary India and the climax is just that - climaxical (Repeat: Exam-time and my vocabulary is full of distasteful business lingo which I am sure you don't want to read. So 'climaxical' will have to do for now!) Keiner seems to be revolved around a similar theme but based in Germany.
Well, a very welcome break from all the characteristic muggai of fuchchadom at WIMWI.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Take a chill-pill !!
Corporate Finance - Brealey/Myers/Allen. Chapter 20 - Options. End of chapter - Summary:
"If you have managed to reach this point, you are probably in need of a rest and a stiff gin and tonic. So, we will summarize what we have learned so far and take up the subject of options again in the next chapter when you are rested (or drunk)."
The authors are obviously very highly regarded in their field. The text-book is a standard for most finance courses taught in business schools the world over. What is even more striking is that these guys have a sense of humor (Actually, its not so striking if you have ever been to the US, and interacted with the brightest and the best professors - the Gods.) A very common feature amongst most of these professors is their humility and sense of humor - something that I can attest to since I had the honor of being taught by Prof. Deiter Schroder (Semiconductor Characterization) and Prof. Douglas Montgomery (Design of Experiments), both stalwarts in their respective fields. Maybe, one of the reasons why they are what they are is because they truly enjoy what they do, and enjoy laughing at themselves once in a while..
I compare the styles of American authors with the text books written by Indian authors. For the most part, the Indian contemporaries are formal, succinct and BOOORING...
(Important Disclaimer: There are some very refreshing and notable exceptions - Concepts in Physics by Prof. HC Verma. If you are into Physics, you wouldn't be able to have enough of him.)
But the point that I am making is that the norm amongst Indian academic authors is that they rarely ever make you laugh. So, why this lack of humor amongst Indian academia. Is it that the academia would always want to be taken very seriously? Is it that the academia scorn at any attempt to belittle them and/or cannot laugh at themselves? Or is it that Indian academia does not always truly enjoy what it does, that it is frustrated and discontent with the resources given to it and this is what comes out in its publishings?
Well, I don't want to play God here, but I do wish that the Indian academic community would cheer up, laugh a little more often, or in simple words, take a chill-pill.
"If you have managed to reach this point, you are probably in need of a rest and a stiff gin and tonic. So, we will summarize what we have learned so far and take up the subject of options again in the next chapter when you are rested (or drunk)."
The authors are obviously very highly regarded in their field. The text-book is a standard for most finance courses taught in business schools the world over. What is even more striking is that these guys have a sense of humor (Actually, its not so striking if you have ever been to the US, and interacted with the brightest and the best professors - the Gods.) A very common feature amongst most of these professors is their humility and sense of humor - something that I can attest to since I had the honor of being taught by Prof. Deiter Schroder (Semiconductor Characterization) and Prof. Douglas Montgomery (Design of Experiments), both stalwarts in their respective fields. Maybe, one of the reasons why they are what they are is because they truly enjoy what they do, and enjoy laughing at themselves once in a while..
I compare the styles of American authors with the text books written by Indian authors. For the most part, the Indian contemporaries are formal, succinct and BOOORING...
(Important Disclaimer: There are some very refreshing and notable exceptions - Concepts in Physics by Prof. HC Verma. If you are into Physics, you wouldn't be able to have enough of him.)
But the point that I am making is that the norm amongst Indian academic authors is that they rarely ever make you laugh. So, why this lack of humor amongst Indian academia. Is it that the academia would always want to be taken very seriously? Is it that the academia scorn at any attempt to belittle them and/or cannot laugh at themselves? Or is it that Indian academia does not always truly enjoy what it does, that it is frustrated and discontent with the resources given to it and this is what comes out in its publishings?
Well, I don't want to play God here, but I do wish that the Indian academic community would cheer up, laugh a little more often, or in simple words, take a chill-pill.
Sunday, December 9, 2007
Of resolutions.
Before joining IIM-A, I decided to make a resolve. (Before doing anything new in life, you always want to make a resolve, right? Something akin to the poojas and et al that our forefathers did.
I thought that this was my last fling in acad life. So, I better do what I missed out in my earlier acad life. I made a list of all that I did, and what I didn't. Lo behold, try as hard as I could, I could think of only one item that I didn't do, and that was studying... I stared at the list and then chew up the list...
Moral of the story: Make resolutions if you absolutely have to, but never, never, Never try to dissect ur earlier life. It only leads to pain and suffering.
I thought that this was my last fling in acad life. So, I better do what I missed out in my earlier acad life. I made a list of all that I did, and what I didn't. Lo behold, try as hard as I could, I could think of only one item that I didn't do, and that was studying... I stared at the list and then chew up the list...
Moral of the story: Make resolutions if you absolutely have to, but never, never, Never try to dissect ur earlier life. It only leads to pain and suffering.
Everything changes and nothing does..
Change.
People say that the only thing that's constant is change. And while the skylines and the top-lines (ok, five months of intensive accounting, and whether I like it or not, my language is peppered with all that jazzzz.) change every year, the core values and the bottom-lines (there I go again!!) just don't change.
Yes, let's face it, its very difficult for the basics to change. You might get complicated in your expressions, and make life complicated for you and all around you, but the core basics, philosophies of life just don't change. Your garb of sophistication and self-righteousness melt away in times of crisis and you unleash your animal and guttural instincts of survival out into the world.
Don't believe me, well, look what happens around you in the world. When Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans, even the cops feared to enter certain districts..
The physical violence has transformed into the even bitter mental violence. Instead of the battle-ground, in lieu of our precious lives, we prefer to settle our differences in courts. The basics - human conflicts, differences - have not changed, our medium of resolution has.
Which one is worse? Mental or Physical, I'll leave that out to you. (One of the cool T-shirts that I had had this caption - Stop F**king me with your brains.)
Well, as the brook said, "For men may come and men may go, I go on forever."
People say that the only thing that's constant is change. And while the skylines and the top-lines (ok, five months of intensive accounting, and whether I like it or not, my language is peppered with all that jazzzz.) change every year, the core values and the bottom-lines (there I go again!!) just don't change.
Yes, let's face it, its very difficult for the basics to change. You might get complicated in your expressions, and make life complicated for you and all around you, but the core basics, philosophies of life just don't change. Your garb of sophistication and self-righteousness melt away in times of crisis and you unleash your animal and guttural instincts of survival out into the world.
Don't believe me, well, look what happens around you in the world. When Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans, even the cops feared to enter certain districts..
The physical violence has transformed into the even bitter mental violence. Instead of the battle-ground, in lieu of our precious lives, we prefer to settle our differences in courts. The basics - human conflicts, differences - have not changed, our medium of resolution has.
Which one is worse? Mental or Physical, I'll leave that out to you. (One of the cool T-shirts that I had had this caption - Stop F**king me with your brains.)
Well, as the brook said, "For men may come and men may go, I go on forever."
Friday, October 26, 2007
The Taj - a monument of love or ...
Ok, today, I am in a really expansive mood. Two big posts in a WIMWI day!! Or maybe its because of my last post #13. I am not really a superstitious type, but if you are in an expansive mood and if you just want to write to your blog, you can indulge in such luxuries.
Ok, reader, never mind the above. They were just place-holders. Cut to the quick, the Taj Mahal, India's entry to the seven wonders of the world is considered a monument of love - the insignia of a weeping widower in memory of his departed wife.
The emperor of India spent millions to build his saga of love, and when the monument was completed, he cut off the hands of the twenty thousand artisans who had built the tomb - so that they might never again create a better masterpiece.
As I stared at the Taj Mahal on the back-cover of my marketing note-book, the white Taj suddenly turned red (or was it my eyes that desperately wanted some shut-eye). Either case, I cannot disassociate the beauty of the Taj with the brutality of its emperor in cutting off the hands of his artisans.
History is full of examples of emperors and conquerors and kings. Of great battles and romances. Of how Alexander almost conquered the entire world, of how Ashoka spread Buddhism, of how Gandhiji fought the British. But history almost never talks about the populace which made it possible. The common man is always common - too common to be written about or talked about, and yet it is his commonness on which the glory rests.
Ok, reader, never mind the above. They were just place-holders. Cut to the quick, the Taj Mahal, India's entry to the seven wonders of the world is considered a monument of love - the insignia of a weeping widower in memory of his departed wife.
The emperor of India spent millions to build his saga of love, and when the monument was completed, he cut off the hands of the twenty thousand artisans who had built the tomb - so that they might never again create a better masterpiece.
As I stared at the Taj Mahal on the back-cover of my marketing note-book, the white Taj suddenly turned red (or was it my eyes that desperately wanted some shut-eye). Either case, I cannot disassociate the beauty of the Taj with the brutality of its emperor in cutting off the hands of his artisans.
History is full of examples of emperors and conquerors and kings. Of great battles and romances. Of how Alexander almost conquered the entire world, of how Ashoka spread Buddhism, of how Gandhiji fought the British. But history almost never talks about the populace which made it possible. The common man is always common - too common to be written about or talked about, and yet it is his commonness on which the glory rests.
Me better than thee.
Ok, I don't have anything against competition. Humankind has progressed partly because of competition against Nature's elements, trying to pull a fast one whenever Nature wanted to put Man in its place. Really don't know whether Man won all the time. Nevertheless, Man competed and competed to win, to prove that he was better than thee.
Yes, sometimes, competition does bring out the best in you, and sometimes, Mr Hyde overshadows Dr. Jekyll and has a field day! Be it as it may, competition does kick one into activity. So, in that sense, competition certainly has a role to play in one's life.
Sitting in my room in WIMWI, I wonder should one always try to compete, when should one compete, what should one compete for, how should one compete, why should one compete, where should one compete.. (See, I am already competing against my limited vocab to chalk up a list of questions to ask!!)
No, seriously, is competition all there is to it? Twenty-seven years of my paltry experience cries out in defiance. NO, there are better things out there. Life is not just about one upmanship or stupid brownie points. Life is about... (Ok, I need another post for that.)
A friend asked me tonight, "Hows Life?" A simple question, really, and yet a thought-provoking one. I used it pretty often myself.
"Life is beautiful", I replied, not reading too much out of that. An hour later, during my hourly break from mugging, I start brooding on the answer, and write this post.
Yes, life is not about me better than thee, Life is much too beautiful than that..
Yes, sometimes, competition does bring out the best in you, and sometimes, Mr Hyde overshadows Dr. Jekyll and has a field day! Be it as it may, competition does kick one into activity. So, in that sense, competition certainly has a role to play in one's life.
Sitting in my room in WIMWI, I wonder should one always try to compete, when should one compete, what should one compete for, how should one compete, why should one compete, where should one compete.. (See, I am already competing against my limited vocab to chalk up a list of questions to ask!!)
No, seriously, is competition all there is to it? Twenty-seven years of my paltry experience cries out in defiance. NO, there are better things out there. Life is not just about one upmanship or stupid brownie points. Life is about... (Ok, I need another post for that.)
A friend asked me tonight, "Hows Life?" A simple question, really, and yet a thought-provoking one. I used it pretty often myself.
"Life is beautiful", I replied, not reading too much out of that. An hour later, during my hourly break from mugging, I start brooding on the answer, and write this post.
Yes, life is not about me better than thee, Life is much too beautiful than that..
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Difference between R&D and Production
R&D Boss to R&D Employee: Dude, I sent you the data last month. Maybe you could think about it for the next three months, and then send me the results next year?
Production Boss to Production Employee: What the f*%! is wrong with you, you lousy piece of dumb-shit? I sent you the data a second back, and you still don't have the F%!%!#@ results?
Production Boss to Production Employee: What the f*%! is wrong with you, you lousy piece of dumb-shit? I sent you the data a second back, and you still don't have the F%!%!#@ results?
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Sick in IIM-A
Well, yes, I was sick but that is past. I finally got well, (Tonight, I felt normal, no head-aches and so well!) What did I do to celebrate this wellness of being. Yes, you guessed it. Did a night-out to try catching up on all the acad-stuff.
In the world, there are two types of people. People who like to be normal, do normal things, live simply, and love and laugh, and live a happy life doing normal things. And then there are some who just can't be happy. They like to do abnormal things. They love to make life complicated, stressful, unhappy. Guess, a good way of saying it is that they are happy being unhappy, and making things complicated.
Why do I get this numbing feeling that I am graduating to the second category of people?
YE Gods that have borne me so far, Convey to this desolate mind some news of a life that he shall see no more. Amen!
In the world, there are two types of people. People who like to be normal, do normal things, live simply, and love and laugh, and live a happy life doing normal things. And then there are some who just can't be happy. They like to do abnormal things. They love to make life complicated, stressful, unhappy. Guess, a good way of saying it is that they are happy being unhappy, and making things complicated.
Why do I get this numbing feeling that I am graduating to the second category of people?
YE Gods that have borne me so far, Convey to this desolate mind some news of a life that he shall see no more. Amen!
Flying back to the land of serfs and servants.
Ok, I finally did it. Everything working like clockwork and if all goes well, I should be back home in the next six hours. (Currently, I am 36,000 feet in the air!)
I am returning back to India in style. Air India, the national carrier, and for the record, the lousiest airline in 2007 (I haven't flown Biman, but I think Air India might just beat Biman!)
So, anyways, here I am flying on Air India, and since I have nothing to do, am doing what Indians excel at- bhat, gup-shup, adda. Indians have an opinion on everything and what's more love to share it with you. They love to know what's going on in the neighbour's house and air their opinions on human behavioral norms. Well, a civilization as old as ours, can be trusted to revel in the human element!
Conversations with strangers can be strange and if you tell them that you are killing the American dream and returning to the motherland for good, you better be prepared to hear a mouthful. SO, here goes a commentary on some insights I got from my caring neighbors.
A green-card holder middle-aged lady running a motel in California:
"Returning to India?? Are you nuts? I am tearing the world apart, trying to get a green-card for my daughter (Why her daughter did not get a green-card, though the mother did is a question best answered by the Gods of Immigration and Naturalization Services of the United States of America. We'll take that up some other time please!) and you!! Well, nothing like the luxury of maids and servants in India, but returning back to India for that! Well, well, well!
Elderly parents visiting their son in the US:
"My son doesn't like it here as well. Good that you are returning back! In the US, you gotta do everything yourself! No maids/servants!"
Well, there were a lot of reasons for me to head back to India,but servants and maids never really figured in any one of them. But what do you know? The next uncle/aunty who asks me WHY is going to get exactly what he/she wants - "No servants in the US."
I am returning back to India in style. Air India, the national carrier, and for the record, the lousiest airline in 2007 (I haven't flown Biman, but I think Air India might just beat Biman!)
So, anyways, here I am flying on Air India, and since I have nothing to do, am doing what Indians excel at- bhat, gup-shup, adda. Indians have an opinion on everything and what's more love to share it with you. They love to know what's going on in the neighbour's house and air their opinions on human behavioral norms. Well, a civilization as old as ours, can be trusted to revel in the human element!
Conversations with strangers can be strange and if you tell them that you are killing the American dream and returning to the motherland for good, you better be prepared to hear a mouthful. SO, here goes a commentary on some insights I got from my caring neighbors.
A green-card holder middle-aged lady running a motel in California:
"Returning to India?? Are you nuts? I am tearing the world apart, trying to get a green-card for my daughter (Why her daughter did not get a green-card, though the mother did is a question best answered by the Gods of Immigration and Naturalization Services of the United States of America. We'll take that up some other time please!) and you!! Well, nothing like the luxury of maids and servants in India, but returning back to India for that! Well, well, well!
Elderly parents visiting their son in the US:
"My son doesn't like it here as well. Good that you are returning back! In the US, you gotta do everything yourself! No maids/servants!"
Well, there were a lot of reasons for me to head back to India,but servants and maids never really figured in any one of them. But what do you know? The next uncle/aunty who asks me WHY is going to get exactly what he/she wants - "No servants in the US."
Monday, May 28, 2007
Customer first, ALWAYS!
Five males were competing with each other fighting for the attentions of the lone female standing close by.
After some time, one of the males walked out of the fight and joined the lass, a bored spectator to the males fighting each other. The male offered the female a cup of coffee at the cafetaria. Seeing her lucky break, she walked away with the male leaving the other four male fighters fighting.
MORAL of the story: Understanding the market, catering to the needs of your client. Customer first, always!!
After some time, one of the males walked out of the fight and joined the lass, a bored spectator to the males fighting each other. The male offered the female a cup of coffee at the cafetaria. Seeing her lucky break, she walked away with the male leaving the other four male fighters fighting.
MORAL of the story: Understanding the market, catering to the needs of your client. Customer first, always!!
Friday, May 25, 2007
Why do the people who we see as devils turn out to be angels?
Yes that happens and I am pretty ashamed of myself.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Of Corporate shit, dirt and politics
Yes, business is not for the soft-hearted. Yes, business demands nerves of steel and resolve. Yes, business is not for the faint-hearted. But does business really require shit, dirt and politics?
I am going to IIM-A and the WIMWI seniors have already preached us the first lesson in moral science and ethics. Good, I say, or is it? Has the corporate world really given up on the corporate shit, dirt and politics? How will moral science and ethics teach me to deal with the corporate crooks and scoundrels.
According to Isaac Asimov, one of the smartest sci-fi authors of modern times, we are moving towards the knowledge and information age, where the human brain and spirit will be the greatest resource to create wealth. We no longer live in the religious age, military age or the economic age where religion, military and economic might dictate nation's destinies.
With the advent of the information age, new economy companies have to redefine their core philosophies around the people that work in them. Case in point, Google. It empowers its employees in numerous ways such that Google employees think they are working for themselves, not for an evil corporation. More and more companies are going the Google way.In fact, they better do if they are to retain their human resources. So, then where is the space for corporate shit, dirt and politics?
Well, the reality is that there is still a lot of room in today's corporate world for corporate shit, dirt and politics. The truth is that the corporate world is still not prepared for the new information age.
SAD!
I am going to IIM-A and the WIMWI seniors have already preached us the first lesson in moral science and ethics. Good, I say, or is it? Has the corporate world really given up on the corporate shit, dirt and politics? How will moral science and ethics teach me to deal with the corporate crooks and scoundrels.
According to Isaac Asimov, one of the smartest sci-fi authors of modern times, we are moving towards the knowledge and information age, where the human brain and spirit will be the greatest resource to create wealth. We no longer live in the religious age, military age or the economic age where religion, military and economic might dictate nation's destinies.
With the advent of the information age, new economy companies have to redefine their core philosophies around the people that work in them. Case in point, Google. It empowers its employees in numerous ways such that Google employees think they are working for themselves, not for an evil corporation. More and more companies are going the Google way.In fact, they better do if they are to retain their human resources. So, then where is the space for corporate shit, dirt and politics?
Well, the reality is that there is still a lot of room in today's corporate world for corporate shit, dirt and politics. The truth is that the corporate world is still not prepared for the new information age.
SAD!
Hopping onto WIMWI!
I have jumped onto many a roller-coaster. Kept my eyes open for some and closed for the rest, felt the world falling apart, and then stepped off and disappeared into the mystic mist.
As I hop onto the WIMWI roller-coaster, I am not quite sure what to expect. Hindsight's taught me not to buy too much on expectations but let life take its course, but as with so many of life's lessons, you just don't learn. You keep making them again and again.
Well, before I step on this time, I am going to come in with an open mind. My expectations? Fin/consult/marketing/operations?? No, I don't know and I am going to pray that I would get some time off to stare out at the stars and let them answer these and more. For today, I can only hope that I get a chance to choose a profession where I can put in that extra drop of sweat with a smile!
Great Expectations, Charles Dickens would be impressed!
As I hop onto the WIMWI roller-coaster, I am not quite sure what to expect. Hindsight's taught me not to buy too much on expectations but let life take its course, but as with so many of life's lessons, you just don't learn. You keep making them again and again.
Well, before I step on this time, I am going to come in with an open mind. My expectations? Fin/consult/marketing/operations?? No, I don't know and I am going to pray that I would get some time off to stare out at the stars and let them answer these and more. For today, I can only hope that I get a chance to choose a profession where I can put in that extra drop of sweat with a smile!
Great Expectations, Charles Dickens would be impressed!
Friday, May 18, 2007
Just say, "I DON'T KNOW!"
The biggest reason why the Americans have done so well, I think, is because they are not afraid to say, "I don't know!"
Plain and simple, "I DON'T KNOW!"
Funny, how such a statement professing ignorance can work wonders! Well, you goto any pan-shop in Kolkata, and ask them for directions. 50% of the time, you'll get correct directions, the remaining 50%, you get wrong directions. Consider the time lost in following the wrong directions, tie this up with loss in employee productivity, man-hours, frustration, etc. Now, if the person had just said, "I don't know!"
The same theory can be extrapolated to bigger engineering projects where entire project teams are misled by someone who should simply have said, "I don't know!" Do the math and you soon begin to see savings and hard $$ associated with a simple, "I don't know!"
Again consider the inventions and discoveries associated when a person dared to say, "I don't know why that happened!"
The ego built into every person and especially true with the Indian psyche that thinks that the Indian brains are the best are all very big obstacles against inculcating the "I don't know!" mentality.
More true and common when you go to the higher institutes of learning in India. Everyone knows everything, there is no need to know more. The professors in the US universities, (the really good ones) don't mind professing, "I don't know!". When you don't know, you make efforts to know.
So, next time, your professor or boss asks you a question, feel proud when you say, "I DON'T KNOW!!"
Plain and simple, "I DON'T KNOW!"
Funny, how such a statement professing ignorance can work wonders! Well, you goto any pan-shop in Kolkata, and ask them for directions. 50% of the time, you'll get correct directions, the remaining 50%, you get wrong directions. Consider the time lost in following the wrong directions, tie this up with loss in employee productivity, man-hours, frustration, etc. Now, if the person had just said, "I don't know!"
The same theory can be extrapolated to bigger engineering projects where entire project teams are misled by someone who should simply have said, "I don't know!" Do the math and you soon begin to see savings and hard $$ associated with a simple, "I don't know!"
Again consider the inventions and discoveries associated when a person dared to say, "I don't know why that happened!"
The ego built into every person and especially true with the Indian psyche that thinks that the Indian brains are the best are all very big obstacles against inculcating the "I don't know!" mentality.
More true and common when you go to the higher institutes of learning in India. Everyone knows everything, there is no need to know more. The professors in the US universities, (the really good ones) don't mind professing, "I don't know!". When you don't know, you make efforts to know.
So, next time, your professor or boss asks you a question, feel proud when you say, "I DON'T KNOW!!"
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Lonely Planet, movies are a man's best friend.
Today I was lonely, alone at home and couldn't reach any of my friends. So, I watched two movies almost back-to-back: 1971 and Honeymoon Travels..
1971 was a good patriotic movie, well-acted out, good storyline, tragic ending. Hindi movies are getting more and more mature by the day. What really struck me in the movie was the joke made by Gultu. Punjabis stay both in India and Pakistan.
"So phir Pakistan kyon banaya?" "Aage se nahi banayenge."
We are already divided in so many different ways, and now the OBC angle? Well, that's another Pandora's box.
The reviews for Honeymoon Travels were not great but I found the human relationships and the play on marriage and honey-moon interesting. The storyline and concept was new as well for a Hindi movie. Relationships were explored, the humanity in each one exposed, diversity celebrated. The one that really fascinated me was the Superman couple.. That was really funny!!
"We fight each other once every 16 years."
Clever, very clever!
There was a time when books were a man's best friend. Then I went to KGP, and I discarded books for the company of living beings. Cut to 13th May, 2007 and movies have become my best friend today. Tomorrow, I'll discard movies for the company of living beings.
But wait, weren't we all planning to go to the AID-Boise movie at the theatres for Tara Rum Pum..
Nay, movies are a man's best friend!
1971 was a good patriotic movie, well-acted out, good storyline, tragic ending. Hindi movies are getting more and more mature by the day. What really struck me in the movie was the joke made by Gultu. Punjabis stay both in India and Pakistan.
"So phir Pakistan kyon banaya?" "Aage se nahi banayenge."
We are already divided in so many different ways, and now the OBC angle? Well, that's another Pandora's box.
The reviews for Honeymoon Travels were not great but I found the human relationships and the play on marriage and honey-moon interesting. The storyline and concept was new as well for a Hindi movie. Relationships were explored, the humanity in each one exposed, diversity celebrated. The one that really fascinated me was the Superman couple.. That was really funny!!
"We fight each other once every 16 years."
Clever, very clever!
There was a time when books were a man's best friend. Then I went to KGP, and I discarded books for the company of living beings. Cut to 13th May, 2007 and movies have become my best friend today. Tomorrow, I'll discard movies for the company of living beings.
But wait, weren't we all planning to go to the AID-Boise movie at the theatres for Tara Rum Pum..
Nay, movies are a man's best friend!
Friday, May 11, 2007
Des vs Pardes
Another desi engineer from the hallowed portals of IIT, I have studied and worked in the US for almost five years now.
The call of the West! In a limited way, I can claim to have heard it, heeded it, rallied to it, and answered it.. While in the US, I have lived in three different states - Arizona, Idaho and Virginia, and visited 11 others.
Five long years, and I'd still rather have a desi-party with my friends, than go out on a two day bike trip to the mountains all by myself, and boast about the serene beauty of nature next morning at work. A typical American gets a kick out of fishing alone. I get a kick eating it with my friends. (I am a veggie but this is a figure of speech!)
Five years in the US and the fake American accent and slangs have crept into my speech. But I guess its got something to do with the previous twenty-two years of my Indian upbringing that warms up my spirit when I talk with people rather than with nature. Cricket still evokes late night-outs, while NFL still seems like a free-for-all carnage. In spite of the political mileage garnered with American bosses at work while discussing the Seattle Seahawks vs NY Giants, it seems too much of an effort to understand the 'game'.
(Can't resist sharing this interesting piece with my Filipino and American bosses.)
American Boss: "Did you check out the Super-bowl game yesterday. The Steelers nailed the Patriots down."
Filipino Boss: "What a game! I never miss any Super-bowl games. They are the best!"
Me: Quiet. At a complete loss of words. Don't care for NFL and won't pretend to care as well. Attitude that ensures I'll stay an engineer at best and unemployed at worst! Smile my ugliest smile.
The American boss steps out leaving my Filipino Boss and me alone.
Filipino Boss: "So, Sumant, do you watch NFL games?"
Me: "No, American football doesn't interest me! Too old to play it, and don't care to watch it." Again the attitude. I hate myself.
Filipino Boss: "Hahaha, football didn't interest me either. One day I learnt!"
Five years, and I still don't care about NFL and don't want to either. I'd rather pay $5 for watching cricket on the internet than watch the HD baseball game on the plasma screen in the sportsbar next door for free. (Ok, so I pay for the drinks, but technically I ain't paying for the game.)
While in the US, I still depend on NDTV and Rediff for my daily quota of world and Indian news. The CNN blog on the number of dogs that died due to the recent food-poisoning or why Britney shaved her head off doesn't bother me.
Desis, for the most part, are sentimental about India eleven months of the year. Every year, they pack up their bags and take the holy pilgrimage back home. Two days in India and its crumbling infra-structure (Ok, its improving now. But, you have to step out of India to the US to understand what I am saying.) and over-population, and they secretly wish for home. Three weeks later, they are comfortably snug in the central climate-controlled comforts of their US homes. Seven days later, they get sentimental about India again. And so the cycle continues...
So, while in the US, living in India??? Something's gotta give. Either you kill your memories or else kill the dream. Five long years, and I finally killed the 'American dream'. I decided to pack up and go back. The lust of the big juicy greenbacks is satiated for now and my BIGGEST reason to be in the US lost.
I got an admission to IIM Ahmedabad, and I am gonna wrap up my baggage and head back to India in June! For good? I don't know, but I certainly hope so!
The call of the West! In a limited way, I can claim to have heard it, heeded it, rallied to it, and answered it.. While in the US, I have lived in three different states - Arizona, Idaho and Virginia, and visited 11 others.
Five long years, and I'd still rather have a desi-party with my friends, than go out on a two day bike trip to the mountains all by myself, and boast about the serene beauty of nature next morning at work. A typical American gets a kick out of fishing alone. I get a kick eating it with my friends. (I am a veggie but this is a figure of speech!)
Five years in the US and the fake American accent and slangs have crept into my speech. But I guess its got something to do with the previous twenty-two years of my Indian upbringing that warms up my spirit when I talk with people rather than with nature. Cricket still evokes late night-outs, while NFL still seems like a free-for-all carnage. In spite of the political mileage garnered with American bosses at work while discussing the Seattle Seahawks vs NY Giants, it seems too much of an effort to understand the 'game'.
(Can't resist sharing this interesting piece with my Filipino and American bosses.)
American Boss: "Did you check out the Super-bowl game yesterday. The Steelers nailed the Patriots down."
Filipino Boss: "What a game! I never miss any Super-bowl games. They are the best!"
Me: Quiet. At a complete loss of words. Don't care for NFL and won't pretend to care as well. Attitude that ensures I'll stay an engineer at best and unemployed at worst! Smile my ugliest smile.
The American boss steps out leaving my Filipino Boss and me alone.
Filipino Boss: "So, Sumant, do you watch NFL games?"
Me: "No, American football doesn't interest me! Too old to play it, and don't care to watch it." Again the attitude. I hate myself.
Filipino Boss: "Hahaha, football didn't interest me either. One day I learnt!"
Five years, and I still don't care about NFL and don't want to either. I'd rather pay $5 for watching cricket on the internet than watch the HD baseball game on the plasma screen in the sportsbar next door for free. (Ok, so I pay for the drinks, but technically I ain't paying for the game.)
While in the US, I still depend on NDTV and Rediff for my daily quota of world and Indian news. The CNN blog on the number of dogs that died due to the recent food-poisoning or why Britney shaved her head off doesn't bother me.
Desis, for the most part, are sentimental about India eleven months of the year. Every year, they pack up their bags and take the holy pilgrimage back home. Two days in India and its crumbling infra-structure (Ok, its improving now. But, you have to step out of India to the US to understand what I am saying.) and over-population, and they secretly wish for home. Three weeks later, they are comfortably snug in the central climate-controlled comforts of their US homes. Seven days later, they get sentimental about India again. And so the cycle continues...
So, while in the US, living in India??? Something's gotta give. Either you kill your memories or else kill the dream. Five long years, and I finally killed the 'American dream'. I decided to pack up and go back. The lust of the big juicy greenbacks is satiated for now and my BIGGEST reason to be in the US lost.
I got an admission to IIM Ahmedabad, and I am gonna wrap up my baggage and head back to India in June! For good? I don't know, but I certainly hope so!
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
A karen na C karen, kaisi mushkil hai!
I made it to ISB and then to IIM-C and then to IIM-A.
ISB didn't want to work with me and accomodate my requests for time, so I katta'ed it. The dilemma then is between C and A. Both reputed schools, both with deep roots, deep alumni and deep pockets..
Sometimes, I wish for innocence and youth, when you didn't think too much; just did what the juntax did; and lived to die another day.
Katta, the crap, I did some research and thinking and analysis and here is my score-card through my myopic and convex lens:
1. Academic Rigor:
==================
A wins. If the BusinessWeek rankings are to be believed, A has an enviable record of 100% acceptance by students, while C has about 50%, meaning the best go to A. But will I prove worthy, or should I let my inglorious academic results in a distant college predict my future results in an academic setting, and instead succumb to the school (that lets you discover yourself and not the scholar in you)!! The funny thing with me is that while for the most part, my college scores have been a big ZERO, there have been miscellaneous sparks of whiz and times when I would amaze myself. A GMAT score of 760, a test question in KGP that none but me could solve, a class-test in ASU in algos (which I dare say to a Thoka was pure Greek compared to the class of CS studs) where I'd suddenly be the top-gun even tho I did not study anything and the rest of the class had armed themselves to the teeth!
Well, the fear of failure has never spurred a winner and as Gurudev says When u fear, think the worst that can happen to u and the fear will evaporate! So, worst case scenario I'd fail the class in which case they'd kick me out of A and I would start my life from scratch! What's a year in God's big scheme of things.. I survived 27 years, another year of failure wouldn't hurt!!
So, I say, A bring it on! And C, the lame horse will prove a winner yet!
2. Placement Stats:
===================
A one-liner - I don't care!
I'm not exactly rolling in moolah, but placements are a color of the season and a function of the market conditions. As with my past experiences at KGP, and ASU, I am going to assume the worst and tell the market on the face this time, "I DON'T CARE." It took me three.five years at Micron to be able to say that, and I feel good now!
3. Apna Khud ka Dukan (Entre):
==============================
The web, the great demystifier and the leveller shouts A. C's claim to entre is a club and a few email ids. A has a dedicated web-site. But then C is Kol - home of all my dreams, so then here my naivette would shout C.
Gujjuland is the home of the Ambanis, Kol is the land of Marxists. Conclusion: Je ne comprende pas. Me more confused than you!
4. The Chanakyas (Professors)
=============================
The profs at IIM-A are hard task-masters. They are better professors. Period. For someone like me, I need someone to kick my back-side all the time. Its like the slave who will not work till the master whips him. Yes, India has tasted fifty years of freedom, but, me, I am still a slave.
Besides, again, the web, the great leveller, highlights the professors at A to be more dynamic. TTR even has a blog-site! Well, I am sure there are good professors at C, but I will rest my case here. A beats C 100 to 99.
5. Fin/Marketing/Ops/Systems/....
==================================
Since the only exposure to management for me is "HOW LOUD CAN YOU SHOUT?" I will say that I don't know what I want to do. Yes, I am scared because for the first time, I don't have a clear idea of what I want to do after a MBA.. The prospect terrifies me, because all the while I was very clear of what I wanted to do. Right after my internship in Germany to my decision to do an MBA, it was more or less planned out. Yes, I gambled on the 1-year and lost a year but other than that, all working as planned.
But cut to the chase, A is good in all departments (general perception) and C is good in Finance.
So, playing blind, it makes sense to bet on A. Finance seems attractive, but again, departments being the flavor of the season, I'd rather drink in all the wells, rather than be the frog in the well, to whom the world is finance and finance the world. A, again!
6. Bureacracy, Awfice
==================================
Experiences at the GD/PI, A rocks! The C staff are babes in the wood, they don't know what, where, how, why? Well, I am going to B-school to learn from profs/students so why bother with ineffeciencies in the admin? Well, many a fighter jet have fallen coz the ground crew messed up.
Ok, A again!
6. People, Juntax
==================
The seniors at A seem more mature. C seemed more spoon-feeders.. Brief from a mail:
A lot has already been said on the yahoo forum, and has been a source of a lot of data, information and of course,passions.. The passions were far more in evidence at A vs C. The tucchas/is were far more excited and enthusiastic abt their fucchas/is than C.. They sounded smarter, spread across the globe. There's also some talk abt having meets in Tokyo and SFO.
A place is defined by its people and the tucchas/is at A certainly define themselves well.
Quantitative factors taken care of, A rules!!
Qualitative factor: C IS HOME!! C rules!!
You know they say that you make a decision in 5 seconds and then spend days trying to shore up all the data to justify the decision.
Now, some more thoughts on the subject. There is NO such thing as the BEST institute. I have seen dumb PhDs from MIT and kick-arse talent from Boise State University. (Again,don't get me wrong here! Doesn't mean that that's the norm! Education is a function of you, you and you. The external factors help but in the end, its you.
Human decisions and actions are based on quantitative and qualitative factors (as opposed to the automaton).And its true that in the long course of human history,while some of the worst decisions have been made on quantitative data, some of the best decisions were based on qualitative data. (Repeat: Don't get me wronghere! Doesn't mean that that's the norm!!) My boss keeps saying,"Show me the data" and one day, I'll @&%@! him.
For me, quantitative factors point west, qualitative factors point east. But in the real world, in the end,the head wins over the heart. Everyone claps, rev up their engines and go home.
(Sorry I just wanted that to sound dramatic.. Couldn't resist typing it!!)
ISB didn't want to work with me and accomodate my requests for time, so I katta'ed it. The dilemma then is between C and A. Both reputed schools, both with deep roots, deep alumni and deep pockets..
Sometimes, I wish for innocence and youth, when you didn't think too much; just did what the juntax did; and lived to die another day.
Katta, the crap, I did some research and thinking and analysis and here is my score-card through my myopic and convex lens:
1. Academic Rigor:
==================
A wins. If the BusinessWeek rankings are to be believed, A has an enviable record of 100% acceptance by students, while C has about 50%, meaning the best go to A. But will I prove worthy, or should I let my inglorious academic results in a distant college predict my future results in an academic setting, and instead succumb to the school (that lets you discover yourself and not the scholar in you)!! The funny thing with me is that while for the most part, my college scores have been a big ZERO, there have been miscellaneous sparks of whiz and times when I would amaze myself. A GMAT score of 760, a test question in KGP that none but me could solve, a class-test in ASU in algos (which I dare say to a Thoka was pure Greek compared to the class of CS studs) where I'd suddenly be the top-gun even tho I did not study anything and the rest of the class had armed themselves to the teeth!
Well, the fear of failure has never spurred a winner and as Gurudev says When u fear, think the worst that can happen to u and the fear will evaporate! So, worst case scenario I'd fail the class in which case they'd kick me out of A and I would start my life from scratch! What's a year in God's big scheme of things.. I survived 27 years, another year of failure wouldn't hurt!!
So, I say, A bring it on! And C, the lame horse will prove a winner yet!
2. Placement Stats:
===================
A one-liner - I don't care!
I'm not exactly rolling in moolah, but placements are a color of the season and a function of the market conditions. As with my past experiences at KGP, and ASU, I am going to assume the worst and tell the market on the face this time, "I DON'T CARE." It took me three.five years at Micron to be able to say that, and I feel good now!
3. Apna Khud ka Dukan (Entre):
==============================
The web, the great demystifier and the leveller shouts A. C's claim to entre is a club and a few email ids. A has a dedicated web-site. But then C is Kol - home of all my dreams, so then here my naivette would shout C.
Gujjuland is the home of the Ambanis, Kol is the land of Marxists. Conclusion: Je ne comprende pas. Me more confused than you!
4. The Chanakyas (Professors)
=============================
The profs at IIM-A are hard task-masters. They are better professors. Period. For someone like me, I need someone to kick my back-side all the time. Its like the slave who will not work till the master whips him. Yes, India has tasted fifty years of freedom, but, me, I am still a slave.
Besides, again, the web, the great leveller, highlights the professors at A to be more dynamic. TTR even has a blog-site! Well, I am sure there are good professors at C, but I will rest my case here. A beats C 100 to 99.
5. Fin/Marketing/Ops/Systems/....
==================================
Since the only exposure to management for me is "HOW LOUD CAN YOU SHOUT?" I will say that I don't know what I want to do. Yes, I am scared because for the first time, I don't have a clear idea of what I want to do after a MBA.. The prospect terrifies me, because all the while I was very clear of what I wanted to do. Right after my internship in Germany to my decision to do an MBA, it was more or less planned out. Yes, I gambled on the 1-year and lost a year but other than that, all working as planned.
But cut to the chase, A is good in all departments (general perception) and C is good in Finance.
So, playing blind, it makes sense to bet on A. Finance seems attractive, but again, departments being the flavor of the season, I'd rather drink in all the wells, rather than be the frog in the well, to whom the world is finance and finance the world. A, again!
6. Bureacracy, Awfice
==================================
Experiences at the GD/PI, A rocks! The C staff are babes in the wood, they don't know what, where, how, why? Well, I am going to B-school to learn from profs/students so why bother with ineffeciencies in the admin? Well, many a fighter jet have fallen coz the ground crew messed up.
Ok, A again!
6. People, Juntax
==================
The seniors at A seem more mature. C seemed more spoon-feeders.. Brief from a mail:
A lot has already been said on the yahoo forum, and has been a source of a lot of data, information and of course,passions.. The passions were far more in evidence at A vs C. The tucchas/is were far more excited and enthusiastic abt their fucchas/is than C.. They sounded smarter, spread across the globe. There's also some talk abt having meets in Tokyo and SFO.
A place is defined by its people and the tucchas/is at A certainly define themselves well.
Quantitative factors taken care of, A rules!!
Qualitative factor: C IS HOME!! C rules!!
You know they say that you make a decision in 5 seconds and then spend days trying to shore up all the data to justify the decision.
Now, some more thoughts on the subject. There is NO such thing as the BEST institute. I have seen dumb PhDs from MIT and kick-arse talent from Boise State University. (Again,don't get me wrong here! Doesn't mean that that's the norm! Education is a function of you, you and you. The external factors help but in the end, its you.
Human decisions and actions are based on quantitative and qualitative factors (as opposed to the automaton).And its true that in the long course of human history,while some of the worst decisions have been made on quantitative data, some of the best decisions were based on qualitative data. (Repeat: Don't get me wronghere! Doesn't mean that that's the norm!!) My boss keeps saying,"Show me the data" and one day, I'll @&%@! him.
For me, quantitative factors point west, qualitative factors point east. But in the real world, in the end,the head wins over the heart. Everyone claps, rev up their engines and go home.
(Sorry I just wanted that to sound dramatic.. Couldn't resist typing it!!)
Saturday, March 24, 2007
The vegetarian religion.
This happened sometime back when one of my American friends invited me for dinner; it was an informal dinner and the idea was to share our hunger, and the food.
He offered me a pizza slice - something he said was heavenly. I bit into it, it tasted strange. I asked him, "What is it?"
"Slices of beef with mayonnaise sauce, and rich mortzella cheese on bread."
"Beef!!" I was a Jain. In my religion, let alone beef, you did not eat meat, or eggs, and in fact some Jains will not even eat onions or potatoes. "Oh!", I said, "That's good. But I am a vegetarian."
"Are you a vegetarian ? I am so sorry. I did not know that," my friend said sounding rather hurt.
"It's okay! Not that I have never eaten meat," Now this was partly true. I had eaten chicken patties before. (It's quite another thing that I had vomitted later.) Saying that, I bit into the pizza slice.
Now why did I do that? I could have left the slice alone, and believe me, I really despised the taste of that 'pizza slice.' It was as if some animal was moving down my throat. Was it my selfish self wanting to become a part of the American culture? Maybe I just wanted to be a part of the crowd, not wanting to be left out of all the fun, just 'coz I was a vegetarian - an Indian in the promised land where dreams are made and hearts broken, trying very hard to find my place in the sun.
Or was it the philosophy on which Jainism and all the religions in the world are based? - the principle of love, the first commandment which told you never to hurt your fellow beings, in any way, physically or emotionally, consciously or unconsciously - to rather not hurt a human being, than eat a cow which had already been butchered earlier.
It was a realization - a moment in which I was in touch with Mahavira, the founder of Jainism, the saint who would cover his mouth, lest he breathe in the bacteria and the fungi in the air and kill them. I would have hurt my American friend if I had not eaten the slice, because he would have thought that he had defiled my religion by offering me meat. The cow had already been butchered. It was dead. I could not possibly hurt it anymore.
I was no longer a slave of my religion; instead I had become a master of my religion. I had made Jainism richer, not poorer. I had touched Mahavira's feet, and he had blessed me.
He offered me a pizza slice - something he said was heavenly. I bit into it, it tasted strange. I asked him, "What is it?"
"Slices of beef with mayonnaise sauce, and rich mortzella cheese on bread."
"Beef!!" I was a Jain. In my religion, let alone beef, you did not eat meat, or eggs, and in fact some Jains will not even eat onions or potatoes. "Oh!", I said, "That's good. But I am a vegetarian."
"Are you a vegetarian ? I am so sorry. I did not know that," my friend said sounding rather hurt.
"It's okay! Not that I have never eaten meat," Now this was partly true. I had eaten chicken patties before. (It's quite another thing that I had vomitted later.) Saying that, I bit into the pizza slice.
Now why did I do that? I could have left the slice alone, and believe me, I really despised the taste of that 'pizza slice.' It was as if some animal was moving down my throat. Was it my selfish self wanting to become a part of the American culture? Maybe I just wanted to be a part of the crowd, not wanting to be left out of all the fun, just 'coz I was a vegetarian - an Indian in the promised land where dreams are made and hearts broken, trying very hard to find my place in the sun.
Or was it the philosophy on which Jainism and all the religions in the world are based? - the principle of love, the first commandment which told you never to hurt your fellow beings, in any way, physically or emotionally, consciously or unconsciously - to rather not hurt a human being, than eat a cow which had already been butchered earlier.
It was a realization - a moment in which I was in touch with Mahavira, the founder of Jainism, the saint who would cover his mouth, lest he breathe in the bacteria and the fungi in the air and kill them. I would have hurt my American friend if I had not eaten the slice, because he would have thought that he had defiled my religion by offering me meat. The cow had already been butchered. It was dead. I could not possibly hurt it anymore.
I was no longer a slave of my religion; instead I had become a master of my religion. I had made Jainism richer, not poorer. I had touched Mahavira's feet, and he had blessed me.
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